What does the first lick feel like to a popsicle!? The a-pop-calypse!!
Think about how you would feel. Just hangin’ out in the freezer, chillin’, then some weird bipedal creatur comes along and pulls you out of your natural habitat and starts licking you! Not only are you not attracted to said creature, every lick removes a small layer of what makes you, you! That’s gotta suck (and you’re not even a lollipop!)
Fro another tangentially related bit of food humor you should go take a look at the Suckers! design.